Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it.
Eating slowly prevents cancer, ham causes cancer, eating ketchup prevents cancer, eggs cause and prevent cancer. Full English? CAUSES cancer
Hazelnuts prevent cancer, oh hold up, ALL nuts prevent cancer, sorry.
And don’t even be having tea and cake while reflecting on these facts. BOTH cause cancer. But tea could also prevent cancer so maybe just cut the cake part out? Digestive?
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